How to Eat your Boots
Attention, Guardsmen! Due to continued hostilities on Vigilus, some aggressive restructuring of your rationing system has been required in order to better provide nutrients to the fighting forces of the […]
A Year of Victories!
Greetings, Guardsmen! Depending on your current chronological circumstances, you may well be experiencing the New Year right now – a perfect time to look back upon our most glorious of […]
Have A Happy Sanguinala! (Or Else)
Attention, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from the front. Apparently, your festive cheer for Sanguinala this year has been sorely lacking! While your grim-faced resolve in the face of […]
The Most Wanted
Attention, Guardsmen! The conflict of Vigilus has escalated somewhat beyond our initial estimates.* As such, some tactical readjustment is required. Additionally, you are to disregard last week’s bulletins, with particular […]
The Regimental Standard: The Loudest of Heresies
Attention, Guardsmen! Due to vast shortages of war materiel,* the forces of the Archenemy have been forced to scavenge all manner of bizarre equipment. Recently, we have become aware of […]
The Great Deeds of Marneus Calgar and How to Perform Them
Attention, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your recent reassignment to Vigilus! Your timely intervention should prove invaluable in the defence of this beleaguered world, as well as offering you the chance to […]
Abominable Intelligences and How to Spot Them
Evil walks among you, Guardsmen! It has come to our attention that the war machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus may have been infiltrated by outside agents – Silica Animus, more […]
How To Hate: “Spindle Drones”
Attention, Guardsmen! We have important news of a repulsive and previously unknown xenos species worthy of intense prejudice. Meet the “Spindle Drone”. Spindle Drones are an example of the dark […]
New Anomaly Discovered!
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! A new anomaly has been found, representing an opportunity for discovery, valour and the utter destruction of an interloper who would deign to trespass in the God-Emperor’s […]
Introducing: The All-new Regimental Standard Writing Team!
Attention, Guardsmen! Following the valiant efforts of your comrades, the unfortunate mishap* in the regular delivery of the Regimental Standard has been resolved. You deserve commendation for performing so effectively […]
None of You’z Appreshiate Me
Dis iz rubbish. Evr’y day I’z been givin’ you tips an’ stuff from the wurld of da ‘umies, and none of you’z been payin’ any attenshun. You’z not wearin’ da […]
The Ork Kit List
Lissen up, ladz! Quite frankly, boyz, I’m sick of everyone turnin’ up with all diffrunt gear. Last week I told youz lot dat we woz goin’ on a desert mishun […]
Kapz 4 Nobz
Attenshun Boyz! Humie kultur is primitiv, and ugly. It iz only thru numberz and cheatin’ they keep beatin’ us in scraps. One of the wayz ‘umies cheat is thru their […]
Your Guide To Dakka
Lissen, up, ladz! Dakka! Since Orkish history began,* all of Ork-kind have looked for more of it. But what iz Dakka? Grobnek tells me a lot of you boyz used […]
Introducin’: Ded Kunnin’ Taktiks
Attenshun Boyz! We’z taken control of da ’umies’ secret weppun – “The Regimental Standard”. Da Mekz ’av been analysin’ it dead carefully. ’Ere’s what we’ve found out: – It’z a magic […]
Managing Your Canid
Attention, Guardsmen! We have excellent news. Following the discovery of an ancient genetic strain of a Terran war-beast, and extensive testing and regulatory processes,* we will shortly be providing your […]
