Required weekly reading for the modern guardsman
Greetings, Guardsmen! If you are reading this, congratulations on both your ability to read and continued survival! Intelligence* has recently reached high command of the Grendish 82nd – your brave, […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Mutation – there is no greater threat to the Imperium. Mutation threatens the sanctity of our blood and inherited superiority over the xenos; it is a blight to […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Let none say the Departmento Munitorum is anything but bounteously generous!* On the eve of your first action, company command has issued each of you your very own […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard that many of you are concerned about your recent engagements with T’au Empire air assets. We would like to take this opportunity to reassure you […]
Greetings, Guardsmen. Or are you? In their infinite wisdom, the High Lords of Terra have unleashed a crack Officio Assassinorum force into your war zone. Assassins are noble warriors designed […]
Happy flying, Guardsmen! Your regiment is fortunate enough to be working alongside the Aeronautica Imperialis, those brave masters of the skies. This has several benefits, from saving you the trouble […]
Greetings, Guardsmen. We have tremendous news. In your pursuit of the mysterious figure known as “The Spider”, we are posting you to Cadia. Yes, the Cadia! Despite rumours spread by […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have some excellent news – it’s time to announce our Guardsman of the Week. Let their bravery in the name of the God-Emperor inspire you to even […]
Greetings Guardsmen, You’ll no doubt have heard that the deluded foes of Mankind have once again risen up to challenge our indomitable might in light of a so-called “Psychic Awakening”. […]
Greetings, Guardsmen. As you know, Humanity is the absolute pinnacle of evolution. We are peerless throughout the galaxy, infinitely better in thought and deed than the filthy xenos. But did […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Today we’re going to talk you through the best ways of placating all of your machine spirits before battle. We have some expert advice here from the Adeptus […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! As we all know, warp travel is the safest way to travel,* guided as it is by the very light of the God-Emperor Himself. However, recently, we have […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Over the coming months, you might be lucky* enough to fight alongside an agent of the Inquisition. You may notice that they seem to follow different rules than […]
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! We understand that right now, for the weak willed, our usually tranquil and utopian galaxy can feel somewhat stressful. Indeed, we know that occasionally the heavy hand […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! You are blessed to live in a time of miracles. As with all times, this means you are to exhibit maximum caution, and should not hesitate in executing […]
Salutations and Celebrations, Guardsmen! We have superb news. As you know, the Feast of the Primarch’s Rebirth is approaching – a time of year where we celebrate the return of […]
Greetings Guardsmen. We understand that for some of you from less enlightened worlds, it is traditional upon this day in the Terran calendar to try to make a fool out […]
