Keep watchful Guardsman! Following the opening of the Cicatrix Maledictum, heroism isn’t the only thing that is spreading! Many regiments are reporting an increased number of troopers revealing new and profoundly heretical abilities. Are you one of them?
Your name has been recommended to us by your commanding officer as a potential candidate for psychic training! While previous pamphlets you may have read such as “Psykers and Other Vile Mutants”, “The Psyker and You – Shoot First, Then Shoot Again Later” and “Slay The Psyker Without Delay” may give you some cause for alarm, there are many exciting roles you could fill. As a Wyrdvane Psyker, you could use your abilities to smite our enemies without even needing to be issued a lasgun. Being assigned as an Astropath is is just like being promoted to Vox Operator, only you won’t need to carry all that heavy equipment! You can look forward to a long* and varied career as an auxiliary.
Serving with the Adeptus Astra Telepathica has many benefits, including constant encouragement and support from your Commissar. Not reporting your powers is a grave offence – if you’re still not sure, we have prepared this fun** quiz in order to assess your abilities:
How did you score?
Mostly A’s: You are either free of the psychic taint or extremely good at hiding it! It is well known that a true witch would never reveal themselves, and as such you have been volunteered for psychic screening with the Adeptus Astra Telepathica.
Mostly B’s: You are likely free of the psychic taint but have been identified as remiss in several other aspects of your duty. Report to your Commissar for edification, then for psychic screening. The undisciplined mind of today is the heretic of tomorrow!
Mostly C’s: You are highly likely to be psychic, as well as deeply foolish! Remain where you are – the Adeptus Astra Telepathica has been dispatched and will be with you shortly. Place your forehead on the ground and think calm, non-heretical thoughts.***
Remember Guardsman, the Imperium has a place for you, whoever you are – it’s up to you if it is as a tool, or as an example.
Thought for the Day: Innocence proves nothing…
* Current projection – 6 weeks, barring early termination
** And compulsory.
*** We suggest mentally reciting your favourite passages from the Imperial Creed – we’re sure your Ministorum Priest can suggest a few, but our favourite is “Innocence Proves Nothing”.