Damocles Gulf No Longer On Fire!
Greetings Guardsmen, Some of you may remember from recent* frontline reports that the Damocles Gulf war zone was set ablaze and burning in an apocalyptic firestorm. Clearly, the divine Emperor […]
Are YOU a Mutant?
Attention, Guardsmen! Could you be a mutant? While one of humanity’s great strengths is its biodiversity, there is a narrow line between useful adaptation and warp-tainted aberration. Constant vigilance is […]
A New Card Game for Guardsmen
Attention Guardsman! How are YOU spending your assigned recreational periods? Recreation is useful only inasmuch as human frailty does not allow for constant labour. Your time away from the front […]
Vile New Abhuman Strain Spotted
Attention, Guardsman! Is there anything more vile that an abhuman? Yes. Some abhumans are ALSO witches. Our recent efforts in combat have, mathematically speaking, annihilated the entire fighting strength of […]
Easy Ways to Get Fighting Fit
Attention, Guardsman! Physical fitness is imperative for all Guardsman. You must demonstrate speed, strength and agility on the field of battle, whether you’re loading shells, leading a charge or throttling […]