Due to some alterations of mission parameters in your latest campaign we are issuing an urgent errata to your tactical primer, The Guardsman’s Guide to the Nachmund Gauntlet, and Our Glorious and Inevitable Victory.
While everything in your tactical briefing document is still 100% accurate, correct and unquestionable by any soldiers below officer rank, these errata are even more accurate, correct and unquestionable.
In order to field-edit your tactical primer, cut along the indicated lines surrounding the updated text and adhere in place of the prescribed text. In light of current demands on our supply chain, as well as recent adhesive infractions punishable by court-martial, one (1) adhesive baton has been issued to your unit leader for this task.
Further updates will follow.* Good luck!
++ Thought for the day: “Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.” ++
* Contingent on the continued functioning of regimental vox and astropathic relays.