Attention, Guardsmen!

An opportunity has arisen for you to develop your skills and smite heretics in ways you never thought possible!

Following the valorous – if ill-advised – decision for your entire artillery company to attempt a close combat manoeuvre against a horde of Orks*, several positions are now available in the Basilisk Corps.

The Basilisk is a magnificent engine of the Emperor’s wrath, delivering death with the indirect contempt that xenos deserve, and we are certain many of you will be leaping at the opportunity to apply for this position.

As such, we will be winnowing the potential pool of applicants down to a manageable number with an advanced testing regimen, designed to see if you have the grit, courage and sharp eyes needed to operate the mighty Basilisk.

Good luck, Guardsmen!

++ Thought For The Day: “A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn.” ++

* An incident caused purely by excessive courage and not, as some invidious parties have suggested, the replacement of the company’s recaff ration with penal-grade frenzon. Additionally, you are encouraged to note that while a bayonet is an effective weapon, strapping one to the barrel of any tank-mounted weaponry is unsanctioned by the Adeptus Mechanicus and unlikely to provide an effective combat deterrent.