Attention, Guardsmen!

Following your brief assignment alongside the Catachan XVII “Screaming Devils”, we have noticed a mysterious shortage of Commissars in your regiment! A full investigation into the deaths of these officials is underway,* but in the meantime, urgent action is required. As we attempt to bring Commissariat reinforcements through the Nachmund Gauntlet, you are encouraged to use the Pocket Commissar provided below.

Good luck, Guardsman!

++ Thought for the day: All treachery will out.++

* While your description of “A Chaos Lord, armed with a lasgun, who managed to sneak up on and summarily execute each Commissar while they were sleeping” seems to befit the perfidy we have come to expect of the enemy, there are certain implausibilities we wish to clear up.