Sly Marbo Facts
Greetings, Guardsmen! As a member of one of the “elite” kill teams operating in your region, you will be aware that the renowned Catachan trooper, Sly Marbo, is also active […]
Required weekly reading for the modern guardsman
Greetings, Guardsmen! As a member of one of the “elite” kill teams operating in your region, you will be aware that the renowned Catachan trooper, Sly Marbo, is also active […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! As a member of one of the “elite” kill teams operating in your region, you will be aware that the renowned Catachan trooper, Sly Marbo, is also active in nearby killzones.
Guardsman Marbo is, of course, a thoroughly excellent and capable trooper, just like all members of the Astra Militarum. Disappointingly, though, we have learned that there is a certain amount of chatter flying around about his exploits. This is unacceptable, as it elevates one man above others, when in fact all Guardsmen are equally lowly in the eyes of the Emperor. We have collated a number of such scandalous stories so that, if you hear your fellow Guardsmen repeating such “facts”, you will know to report them to your Regimental Commissar.
Repetition of the following statements is punishable by immediate reassignment as a Gunner Specialist [Plasma], Grade 1:
Remember, Guardsman Marbo is a fine warrior and you should all be spending more time trying to emulate his actual deeds rather than making things up about him!
++ Thought for the Day: Only fools listen to the heretic’s lies. ++