Great news, Guardsmen!
We here at the Regimental Standard are excited to announce a brand-new addition to your ration pack – the Green Taurox Canned Fluid Refreshment And Energy Delivery System (Single Use).
Green Taurox is the Munitorum Approved way to ensure that you will never falter in the face of even insurmountable odds.
Wow! Sounds excellent, Guardsmen! Enjoy Green Taurox – that’s an order!
++Thought For The Day: Death Is The End Of Fear.++