Duck & Cover!
Greetings, Guardsmen! In your next war zone, you will come face-to-face with enemy artillery. So cowardly are our foes that they prefer to squat behind their lines, bombarding you from […]
Building a Glorious Future!
Excellent news, Guardsmen! Your efforts in fraternising with the Salamanders were so effective that we have seconded your entire regiment as a Voluntary Labour Battalion with the Imperial Fists! Think […]
Befriend a Space Marine
Greetings, Guardsmen. We apologise for the delay in the delivery of this week’s Regimental Standard. Our initial bulletin, provisionally titled “How To Avoid Bothering The Adeptus Astartes With Your Pathetic […]
The Most Wanted – Two for One!
An excellent opportunity awaits, Guardsmen. As well you know, every life taken in the name of the Emperor is glorious, but some present even more opportunities for heroism.* You find […]
Why We Are Superior To The Aeldari
Greetings, Guardsman! We have recently heard worrisome reports from the front lines following your encounters with the Aeldari, and we wish to clarify a few points to recrystallise your hatred. […]