Greetings, Guardsmen!

We have heard that many of you are concerned about your recent engagements with T’au Empire air assets. We would like to take this opportunity to reassure you that any excessive casualties on your part are due to the cowardice of your comrades, as T’au aircraft of all kinds are ineffective for many reasons!

Shoddy Manufacture

T’au aircraft have been witnessed falling apart in mid-air, shedding key components even before we have started firing on them, presumably in fear. Propaganda from the enemy may claim these are “autonomous drones”, which is both heretical, and a lie. 

Primitive Weaponry

As many of you know, the T’au Empire is woefully backward technologically, having failed to miniaturise power armour, still relying on dated anti-gravitic vehicles as opposed to advanced, treaded ones and using all manner of weapons that would seem antique to the modern Guardsman. One such example is the “heavy railgun”, which uses magnets to propel a metal slug where a perfectly good energy beam would do fine!

Pathetic Concessions To The Disproven “Science” of “Aerodynamics”

The aircraft of the T’au are the perfect symbol of the weak-willed and compromising “ethics” of this degenerate species. Each craft has been designed to work with gravity and aerodynamics, rather than expressing dominance over them, as our craft do. What they accomplish with “design”, we accomplish with THRUST.

Good luck and happy hunting, Guardsmen!

++ Thought for the Day: Mutual hatred is all we can expect when treating with aliens. ++