As you know, the Astra Militarum is committed to giving every Guardsman opportunities for training, personal development, and promotion. We are delighted to tell you that a once-in-a-lifetime chance to become part of Imperial history has arisen – and YOU can apply to take part. The specification is below – if you think you meet the criteria, speak to your platoon commander.
Good luck, Guardsman! You’ll need it.
++THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: To fall for something is better than to stand for nothing.++