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Due to increasing reports of contact with the despicable Necron menace and their brilliant leader, Trazyn the Infinite, Overlord of Solemnace, Lord Archeovist of the Prismatic Galleries, First Curat++ MEMORY BUFFER EXCEEDED – TRUNCATING FOR BREVITY ++ your fellow organic Humans have seen fit to issue these guidelines for all loyal soldiers of the Imperium. Follow all steps precisely as instructed in a timely manner:
1. Check equipment is historically accurate
Personal modifications to regiment-issue equipment will not be tolerated. For
archive morale purposes, all soldiers must come in matching sets appropriate for their war zone, stamped and correctly dated. Replacement equipment can be obtained from your designated supply Humans.
2. Adopt a fighting stance
The enemy is upon you! Be sure to respond in kind with your best attempt at looking like a match for the undying legions of the Necron menace. Failure to adopt a period-accurate pose appropriate for Human combat will again not be tolerated.
3. Stay perfectly still
It may take some time for contact with the enemy to cease. Soldiers in the process of death are nevertheless expected to halt all movement and noise – pain is just a construct of the feeble Human mind. Remain as still as possible: your superiors will soon be along to process you. For the Emperor.
Your cooperation is appreciated, and required. Ensure these guidelines are distributed among all fellow organics and studied with care. All Astra Militarum forces stationed on Ghorsk IV in particular are required to read these guidelines within the next 30 solar hours.
Praise to the Emperor fellow Huma++ MESSAGE DISRUPTED – ERROR CODE 000319X3: INQUISITORIAL INTERRUPTION – REPORT TO LOCAL COMMAND IMMEDIATELY ++
++Thought for the Day: The wretched alien mind cannot be measured by any human standard.++