Required weekly reading for the modern guardsman
Attention, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your recent reassignment to Vigilus! Your timely intervention should prove invaluable in the defence of this beleaguered world, as well as offering you the chance to […]
Evil walks among you, Guardsmen! It has come to our attention that the war machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus may have been infiltrated by outside agents – Silica Animus, more […]
Attention, Guardsmen! We have important news of a repulsive and previously unknown xenos species worthy of intense prejudice. Meet the “Spindle Drone”. Spindle Drones are an example of the dark […]
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! A new anomaly has been found, representing an opportunity for discovery, valour and the utter destruction of an interloper who would deign to trespass in the God-Emperor’s […]
Attention, Guardsmen! Following the valiant efforts of your comrades, the unfortunate mishap* in the regular delivery of the Regimental Standard has been resolved. You deserve commendation for performing so effectively […]
Dis iz rubbish. Evr’y day I’z been givin’ you tips an’ stuff from the wurld of da ‘umies, and none of you’z been payin’ any attenshun. You’z not wearin’ da […]
Lissen up, ladz! Quite frankly, boyz, I’m sick of everyone turnin’ up with all diffrunt gear. Last week I told youz lot dat we woz goin’ on a desert mishun […]
Attenshun Boyz! Humie kultur is primitiv, and ugly. It iz only thru numberz and cheatin’ they keep beatin’ us in scraps. One of the wayz ‘umies cheat is thru their […]
Lissen, up, ladz! Dakka! Since Orkish history began,* all of Ork-kind have looked for more of it. But what iz Dakka? Grobnek tells me a lot of you boyz used […]
Attenshun Boyz! We’z taken control of da ’umies’ secret weppun – “The Regimental Standard”. Da Mekz ’av been analysin’ it dead carefully. ’Ere’s what we’ve found out: – It’z a magic […]
Attention, Guardsmen! We have excellent news. Following the discovery of an ancient genetic strain of a Terran war-beast, and extensive testing and regulatory processes,* we will shortly be providing your […]
Attention, Guardsmen! Are you ready for death? We thought so!* Your training regimen has been designed to instil in you – and every one of your fellows – an acceptance […]
Attention, Guardsmen! In the following days, you will be offered work with a Rogue Trader in accordance with their Warrant of Trade. While the work of Rogue Traders is essential, […]
Attention, Guardsmen! Reports of a new kind of contagion have come to our attention. Due to unsanitary conditions in engine rooms,* mutation and infection have risen to unacceptable levels on […]
Attention, Guardsmen! An opportunity has arisen for you to develop your skills and smite heretics in ways you never thought possible! Following the valorous – if ill-advised – decision for […]
A Guardsman’s uniform does not stop at his flak armour or undersuit, but is a core part of his being – the ideal Guardsman is as presentable and immediately recognisable […]
