NOTICE FOR IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF MEDALS
Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your abilities has somehow fallen even further. When we wrote the article Guardsmen […]
Could YOU Be a Pilot?
You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from an invasion of Orks!* What makes a Navy Pilot? Is it […]
Look to the Skies
What ho! I’m Basil Karrinton-Smythe from the Imperial Navy and I’m here to show you salt of the earth, objective-securing soldiers the difference between our glorious aircraft and those flown […]
More Kill Team Recruits Required!
Guardsmen, we have excellent news! Operation: Kill Team has been an unprecedented success. By grouping Guardsmen into small, semi-autonomous squads with specialised tactics and training,* we have managed to inflict […]
New Study Confirms Guardsmen Better Than Cultists
Good news, Guardsmen! The Official Sub-departmento Hierarchius – that stalwart institution dedicated to making sure every citizen and soldier in the Imperium knows their place – has declared cultists of […]
Honour. Glory. Paperwork.
Greetings, Guardsmen. A solemn duty now falls to you. Recently, your war zone was blessed with the timely intervention of the White Scars and Ultramarines. To see one Space Marine […]
The Rubicon Primaris for Guardsmen
Attention, Guardsmen! Those few of you blessed enough to experience frequent combats alongside the Adeptus Astartes may have noticed these venerated comrades look a little different than before! Across the […]
Escape the Enforcers, Join the Guard!
SEE THE GALAXY Ever wanted to see a tree? Or the sky? Or just curious about what those things are? In the Astra Militarum, you’ll have the chance to explore […]
Drink Green Taurox!
Great news, Guardsmen! We here at the Regimental Standard are excited to announce a brand-new addition to your ration pack – the Green Taurox Canned Fluid Refreshment And Energy Delivery […]
Vortex Grenades – A Safety Guide
Excellent news, Guardsmen! Whilst purging a Hrud infestation on the Departmento Munitorum moon vault of Yurohubb Secundus, a Militarum Tempestus fire team encountered a cache of cataclysm-grade munitions that appear […]
Talking to Your Ogryn About Heresy
Greetings, Guardsmen! It is very easy to become concerned about the behaviour of your Ogryn – abhumans, even those who serve the Imperium such as Ratlings, have an inherently untrustworthy […]
Friend or Fiend?
Attention, Guardsmen! We would firstly like to commend you on your zeal. Your recent valiant efforts have done the Emperor and your Commissars proud. While we intend the Regimental Standard […]
More Heresy, More Glory
Fantastic news, Guardsmen! As you are aware from last week’s informative bulletin – “Heroes of the Horus Heresy Return!” – the entire remaining force of House Casimir, a gathering of […]
Mindfulness for the Apocalypse
Calm down, Guardsmen! You are about to be assigned to your first Apocalypse-grade war zone. Many of you, having been raised in the cramped confines of hive worlds or in […]
Victory March
Attention, Guardsmen! We have some excellent news – Planetary Governor Mikhael Van Der Strabb MXVI, Shield of the Ghoul Stars, Most Generous Contributor of the Tithe, Generous Upholder of the […]
STC For Paint Rediscovered!
Fortuitous news, Guardsman! After the sacrifice of countless Guardsmen, then the subsequent sacrifice of Skitarii warriors made from those Guardsmen, we are pleased to announce that a new STC has […]
