Secret Commissar!
Good news, Guardsmen! Sanguinala is approaching – and you know what that means. Soon, there will be a time of feasting,* celebrating,** gift-giving*** and relentless self-criticism of one’s own inadequacy […]
The Wondrous Flamer
Greetings, Guardsmen! The Adepta Sororitas have been so impressed with your faith that they have provided us with a generous gift indeed – enough flamers to equip your entire regiment! […]
New Schedule with Extra Praying
Have you given the Emperor sufficient praise today, Guardsmen? The answer is, of course, no – only in death can we even begin to honour His great works on Terra, […]
Think Fast!
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have an exciting new opportunity for you. Very soon, you will have the chance to join in with the Fast of St. Drustan of Luna, a new […]
The Imperium’s Least Wanted
Attention, Guardsmen! A spectre is haunting the Astra Militarum – the spectre of improper poster discipline. Recently, the following bulletin appeared in several barracks: Those of you ranking above Private […]
Duck & Cover!
Greetings, Guardsmen! In your next war zone, you will come face-to-face with enemy artillery. So cowardly are our foes that they prefer to squat behind their lines, bombarding you from […]
Building a Glorious Future!
Excellent news, Guardsmen! Your efforts in fraternising with the Salamanders were so effective that we have seconded your entire regiment as a Voluntary Labour Battalion with the Imperial Fists! Think […]
Befriend a Space Marine
Greetings, Guardsmen. We apologise for the delay in the delivery of this week’s Regimental Standard. Our initial bulletin, provisionally titled “How To Avoid Bothering The Adeptus Astartes With Your Pathetic […]
The Most Wanted – Two for One!
An excellent opportunity awaits, Guardsmen. As well you know, every life taken in the name of the Emperor is glorious, but some present even more opportunities for heroism.* You find […]
Why We Are Superior To The Aeldari
Greetings, Guardsman! We have recently heard worrisome reports from the front lines following your encounters with the Aeldari, and we wish to clarify a few points to recrystallise your hatred. […]
Better Living Through Bionics
Greetings, injured Guardsmen! You’re receiving this very special Regimental Standard after your heroic actions on the battlefield recently resulted in some mild alterations to your corpus. Firstly, let us congratulate […]
NOTICE FOR IMMEDIATE RETRACTION OF MEDALS
Guardsmen. Yesterday, you were heroes. Today you are cowards, cravens and fools. Our already minuscule estimation of your abilities has somehow fallen even further. When we wrote the article Guardsmen […]
Could YOU Be a Pilot?
You there! Guardsmen! Regimental Standard HQ have given us another issue in return for us saving their hides from an invasion of Orks!* What makes a Navy Pilot? Is it […]
Look to the Skies
What ho! I’m Basil Karrinton-Smythe from the Imperial Navy and I’m here to show you salt of the earth, objective-securing soldiers the difference between our glorious aircraft and those flown […]
More Kill Team Recruits Required!
Guardsmen, we have excellent news! Operation: Kill Team has been an unprecedented success. By grouping Guardsmen into small, semi-autonomous squads with specialised tactics and training,* we have managed to inflict […]
New Study Confirms Guardsmen Better Than Cultists
Good news, Guardsmen! The Official Sub-departmento Hierarchius – that stalwart institution dedicated to making sure every citizen and soldier in the Imperium knows their place – has declared cultists of […]
