The Imperium Wins Again!
Greetings Guardsmen, You’ll no doubt have heard that the deluded foes of Mankind have once again risen up to challenge our indomitable might in light of a so-called “Psychic Awakening”. […]
Improving on Perfection
Greetings, Guardsmen. As you know, Humanity is the absolute pinnacle of evolution. We are peerless throughout the galaxy, infinitely better in thought and deed than the filthy xenos. But did […]
Your Guide to Machine Spirits
Greetings, Guardsmen! Today we’re going to talk you through the best ways of placating all of your machine spirits before battle. We have some expert advice here from the Adeptus […]
No Time To Sleep
Greetings, Guardsmen! As we all know, warp travel is the safest way to travel,* guided as it is by the very light of the God-Emperor Himself. However, recently, we have […]
The Dos and Don’ts of the Emperor’s Inquisition
Greetings, Guardsmen! Over the coming months, you might be lucky* enough to fight alongside an agent of the Inquisition. You may notice that they seem to follow different rules than […]
A Bit of Peace and Silence
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! We understand that right now, for the weak willed, our usually tranquil and utopian galaxy can feel somewhat stressful. Indeed, we know that occasionally the heavy hand […]
Saint or Heretic?
Greetings, Guardsmen! You are blessed to live in a time of miracles. As with all times, this means you are to exhibit maximum caution, and should not hesitate in executing […]
The Great ‘Egg’ Hunt!
Salutations and Celebrations, Guardsmen! We have superb news. As you know, the Feast of the Primarch’s Rebirth is approaching – a time of year where we celebrate the return of […]
Approved Fun
Greetings Guardsmen. We understand that for some of you from less enlightened worlds, it is traditional upon this day in the Terran calendar to try to make a fool out […]
So Long, Zoatkind!
Attention, Guardsmen! The universe is a dizzyingly diverse place, filled with countless sentient species, star-spanning empires and variety inconceivable to the human mind. We know, we know – this is […]
Go for the Head
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have news on an exciting combat drill concerning Orks! Unlike Guardsmen, who have the dignity and anatomical knowledge to die when they suffer grievous physical trauma, Orks […]
Grot or Guardsman?
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use of tactics,* the Orkoid menace has resorted to crude psychological […]
Don’t Drink the Mjød!
Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the Imperium’s loyal soldiers. After all, heavy casualties mean that a […]
The Celebration of Reading!
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! As you know, The Guardsman’s Standard Vocabulary provides you with […]
T’au Commander Defeated
We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this sector’s most wanted list! Despite not having yet positively identified […]
Happy Festival of the Heart!
Greetings, Guardsmen! As the 14th daily cycle of your second deployment begins, we invite you to join us in the Festival of the Heart, a tradition rumoured to date back […]
