The Penitent’s Progress!
Greetings, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your regiment’s superb record of excellent conduct, good behaviour, and unparalleled faith in the Emperor. The good news is that your efforts have not gone unnoticed. […]
Watch Out, Watch Out, There’s a Face-eater About
Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an absolute minimum. The situation is almost definitely under control, and sudden movements may put […]
Unlock your Prosperity
Exciting times, Guardsmen! Are you enjoying the recent increase in increased psychic phenomena as much as we are? All across the galaxy, foul witches are revealing their vile abilities, making […]
Snow Thanks
Attention, Guardsman! You are being assigned to a war zone with an unusual climatological anomaly. Due to the relatively low levels of development at your target drop site, ice particles […]
Join a Campaign of Faith
Are you tired of cleaning your weapon? Your one-size-fits-most helmet? Having to separate your prayer-time from your killing-in-the-name-of-the-Emperor time? So are we! Which is why we think that you and […]
Secret Commissar!
Good news, Guardsmen! Sanguinala is approaching – and you know what that means. Soon, there will be a time of feasting,* celebrating,** gift-giving*** and relentless self-criticism of one’s own inadequacy […]
The Wondrous Flamer
Greetings, Guardsmen! The Adepta Sororitas have been so impressed with your faith that they have provided us with a generous gift indeed – enough flamers to equip your entire regiment! […]
New Schedule with Extra Praying
Have you given the Emperor sufficient praise today, Guardsmen? The answer is, of course, no – only in death can we even begin to honour His great works on Terra, […]
Think Fast!
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have an exciting new opportunity for you. Very soon, you will have the chance to join in with the Fast of St. Drustan of Luna, a new […]
The Imperium’s Least Wanted
Attention, Guardsmen! A spectre is haunting the Astra Militarum – the spectre of improper poster discipline. Recently, the following bulletin appeared in several barracks: Those of you ranking above Private […]
Duck & Cover!
Greetings, Guardsmen! In your next war zone, you will come face-to-face with enemy artillery. So cowardly are our foes that they prefer to squat behind their lines, bombarding you from […]
Building a Glorious Future!
Excellent news, Guardsmen! Your efforts in fraternising with the Salamanders were so effective that we have seconded your entire regiment as a Voluntary Labour Battalion with the Imperial Fists! Think […]
Befriend a Space Marine
Greetings, Guardsmen. We apologise for the delay in the delivery of this week’s Regimental Standard. Our initial bulletin, provisionally titled “How To Avoid Bothering The Adeptus Astartes With Your Pathetic […]
The Most Wanted – Two for One!
An excellent opportunity awaits, Guardsmen. As well you know, every life taken in the name of the Emperor is glorious, but some present even more opportunities for heroism.* You find […]
Why We Are Superior To The Aeldari
Greetings, Guardsman! We have recently heard worrisome reports from the front lines following your encounters with the Aeldari, and we wish to clarify a few points to recrystallise your hatred. […]
Better Living Through Bionics
Greetings, injured Guardsmen! You’re receiving this very special Regimental Standard after your heroic actions on the battlefield recently resulted in some mild alterations to your corpus. Firstly, let us congratulate […]
