So Long, Haarken!
Good news, Guardsmen! With only a few days left to go, the delusional warlord known as Haarken Worldclaimer’s proclamation that “in 80 days, Vigilus will belong to the Warmaster” has […]
Ambull: The Other, Other White Meat
Good news, Guardsmen! We have news of an exciting culinary innovation. Following testing from the Ordo Xenos, we are happy to announce that the safety restrictions on consuming Ambull meat […]
The Doctor Is In!
Attention, Guardsmen! Excellent news! We have managed to procure a new medic for your regiment! Doctor Strahb is a civilian doctor who, alongside several brave civilians willing to fight the […]
Let Us Spray
Attention, Guardsmen! After nearly a century of paperwork, bureaucratic administration and careful consultation with several sects of the Adeptus Mechanicus, your request for enhancements to your armoured support have been […]
Introducing: The Pocket Commissar
Attention, Guardsmen! Following your brief assignment alongside the Catachan XVII “Screaming Devils”, we have noticed a mysterious shortage of Commissars in your regiment! A full investigation into the deaths of […]
Happy Birthday, Guardsman!
Attention, Guardsmen! Today is your birthday! We understand this might come as some surprise. In order to bolster morale, the Munitorum will henceforth be celebrating the day of birth for […]
Take a City Break!
Congratulations, Guardsmen! Having enjoyed a full decade of service, and having successfully completed your Tribunal For Ensuring Survival Is Not Due To Excessive Cowardice, you are now entitled to a […]
How to Eat your Boots
Attention, Guardsmen! Due to continued hostilities on Vigilus, some aggressive restructuring of your rationing system has been required in order to better provide nutrients to the fighting forces of the […]
A Year of Victories!
Greetings, Guardsmen! Depending on your current chronological circumstances, you may well be experiencing the New Year right now – a perfect time to look back upon our most glorious of […]
Have A Happy Sanguinala! (Or Else)
Attention, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from the front. Apparently, your festive cheer for Sanguinala this year has been sorely lacking! While your grim-faced resolve in the face of […]
The Most Wanted
Attention, Guardsmen! The conflict of Vigilus has escalated somewhat beyond our initial estimates.* As such, some tactical readjustment is required. Additionally, you are to disregard last week’s bulletins, with particular […]
The Regimental Standard: The Loudest of Heresies
Attention, Guardsmen! Due to vast shortages of war materiel,* the forces of the Archenemy have been forced to scavenge all manner of bizarre equipment. Recently, we have become aware of […]
The Great Deeds of Marneus Calgar and How to Perform Them
Attention, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your recent reassignment to Vigilus! Your timely intervention should prove invaluable in the defence of this beleaguered world, as well as offering you the chance to […]
Abominable Intelligences and How to Spot Them
Evil walks among you, Guardsmen! It has come to our attention that the war machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus may have been infiltrated by outside agents – Silica Animus, more […]
How To Hate: “Spindle Drones”
Attention, Guardsmen! We have important news of a repulsive and previously unknown xenos species worthy of intense prejudice. Meet the “Spindle Drone”. Spindle Drones are an example of the dark […]
New Anomaly Discovered!
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! A new anomaly has been found, representing an opportunity for discovery, valour and the utter destruction of an interloper who would deign to trespass in the God-Emperor’s […]
