The Big Astra Militarum Survey
Greetings, Guardsmen! The time has come to have your say! Here at the Departmento Munitorum, we endeavour endlessly to make your lives more comfortable and more efficient. As such, we […]
Eye of Terror Pict-Captured for First Time
Great news, Guardsmen! We are excited to share the fruits of a new technological discovery that sheds light on the wonders* of the Emperor’s galaxy. Following the discovery of a […]
Your Guardsman of the Week
Greetings, Guardsmen! Following the arrival of the so-called “Warmaster of Chaos” in his misguided attempt to wrest control of Vigilus from its glorious defenders, we can present to you a […]
The Anti-temptation Kit
Greetings, Guardsmen! Following the annihilation of several regiments by warp-borne xenos, some desperate measures have been called for.* In today’s Regimental Standard, we are happy to announce a staggering new […]
That’s the (Machine) Spirit!
Are you looking after your weapons’ machine spirits, Guardsmen? With all manner of horrible heretics making their way to your war zone, your vigilance is required more than ever! The […]
Know Your Legion
Attention, Guardsmen, We have heard that many of you are concerned about your upcoming engagements with the Heretic Astartes.* While usually such doubts would be met with punitive decimations, in […]
Commissars – An Errata
Greetings, Guardsmen! It is the sole, solemn aim of the Regimental Standard to keep you informed, providing a regular stream of objective and factual battlefield intelligence, untainted by opinion or […]
Great Failures of the Despoiler
Attention, Guardsmen! It would appear that our declarations of pre-emptive victory have been more successful than we could have ever dreamed! Your glorious efforts have managed to bait Abaddon the […]
So Long, Haarken!
Good news, Guardsmen! With only a few days left to go, the delusional warlord known as Haarken Worldclaimer’s proclamation that “in 80 days, Vigilus will belong to the Warmaster” has […]
Ambull: The Other, Other White Meat
Good news, Guardsmen! We have news of an exciting culinary innovation. Following testing from the Ordo Xenos, we are happy to announce that the safety restrictions on consuming Ambull meat […]
The Doctor Is In!
Attention, Guardsmen! Excellent news! We have managed to procure a new medic for your regiment! Doctor Strahb is a civilian doctor who, alongside several brave civilians willing to fight the […]
Let Us Spray
Attention, Guardsmen! After nearly a century of paperwork, bureaucratic administration and careful consultation with several sects of the Adeptus Mechanicus, your request for enhancements to your armoured support have been […]
Introducing: The Pocket Commissar
Attention, Guardsmen! Following your brief assignment alongside the Catachan XVII “Screaming Devils”, we have noticed a mysterious shortage of Commissars in your regiment! A full investigation into the deaths of […]
Happy Birthday, Guardsman!
Attention, Guardsmen! Today is your birthday! We understand this might come as some surprise. In order to bolster morale, the Munitorum will henceforth be celebrating the day of birth for […]
Take a City Break!
Congratulations, Guardsmen! Having enjoyed a full decade of service, and having successfully completed your Tribunal For Ensuring Survival Is Not Due To Excessive Cowardice, you are now entitled to a […]
How to Eat your Boots
Attention, Guardsmen! Due to continued hostilities on Vigilus, some aggressive restructuring of your rationing system has been required in order to better provide nutrients to the fighting forces of the […]
