None of You’z Appreshiate Me
Dis iz rubbish. Evr’y day I’z been givin’ you tips an’ stuff from the wurld of da ‘umies, and none of you’z been payin’ any attenshun. You’z not wearin’ da […]
The Ork Kit List
Lissen up, ladz! Quite frankly, boyz, I’m sick of everyone turnin’ up with all diffrunt gear. Last week I told youz lot dat we woz goin’ on a desert mishun […]
Kapz 4 Nobz
Attenshun Boyz! Humie kultur is primitiv, and ugly. It iz only thru numberz and cheatin’ they keep beatin’ us in scraps. One of the wayz ‘umies cheat is thru their […]
Your Guide To Dakka
Lissen, up, ladz! Dakka! Since Orkish history began,* all of Ork-kind have looked for more of it. But what iz Dakka? Grobnek tells me a lot of you boyz used […]
Introducin’: Ded Kunnin’ Taktiks
Attenshun Boyz! We’z taken control of da ’umies’ secret weppun – “The Regimental Standard”. Da Mekz ’av been analysin’ it dead carefully. ’Ere’s what we’ve found out: – It’z a magic […]
Managing Your Canid
Attention, Guardsmen! We have excellent news. Following the discovery of an ancient genetic strain of a Terran war-beast, and extensive testing and regulatory processes,* we will shortly be providing your […]
Necromantic Perfidies of the Aeldari
Attention, Guardsmen! Are you ready for death? We thought so!* Your training regimen has been designed to instil in you – and every one of your fellows – an acceptance […]
Working for Rogue Traders – Myths Dispelled!
Attention, Guardsmen! In the following days, you will be offered work with a Rogue Trader in accordance with their Warrant of Trade. While the work of Rogue Traders is essential, […]
The Regimental Standard: Crushing Contagion
Attention, Guardsmen! Reports of a new kind of contagion have come to our attention. Due to unsanitary conditions in engine rooms,* mutation and infection have risen to unacceptable levels on […]
Join the Basilisk Corps!
Attention, Guardsmen! An opportunity has arisen for you to develop your skills and smite heretics in ways you never thought possible! Following the valorous – if ill-advised – decision for […]
Avoiding Hair-esy
A Guardsman’s uniform does not stop at his flak armour or undersuit, but is a core part of his being – the ideal Guardsman is as presentable and immediately recognisable […]
Welcome To Vigilus
WELCOME TO VIGILUS, BASTION OF THE NACHMUND GAUNTLET! Your glorious regiment has had the good fortune of being assigned to Vigilus – the safest planet in the Imperium.* This Munitorum […]
Calling All Cawdor
Attention, Guardsmen! As part of our new policy to ensure that each member of the Astra Militarum is utilised to their maximum capabilities, and in the interests of reducing unnecessary […]
Highway to the Safety Zone
Attention, Guardsmen! A rare privilege awaits. You are about to be deployed alongside the Warlord Titan Pallis Atenica. For newer Guardsmen, Warlord Titans are among the mightiest war machines in […]
Congratulations, Chosen Sons!
Attention, Guardsmen! We come to you this week to share with you a story of heroism and glory from the outer fringes of the Imperium. While Astra Militarum troopers like […]
B.R.E.A.C.H.
Attention, Guardsmen! In a move of peerless strategic genius, your commanding officers have transformed what would appear on the surface to be a series of devastating losses into a cunning […]
