
Guardsman of the Week
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have some excellent news – it’s time to announce our Guardsman of the Week. Let their bravery in the name of the God-Emperor inspire you to even […]
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Greetings, Guardsmen! We have some excellent news – it’s time to announce our Guardsman of the Week. Let their bravery in the name of the God-Emperor inspire you to even […]
Greetings Guardsmen, You’ll no doubt have heard that the deluded foes of Mankind have once again risen up to challenge our indomitable might in light of a so-called “Psychic Awakening”. […]
Greetings, Guardsmen. As you know, Humanity is the absolute pinnacle of evolution. We are peerless throughout the galaxy, infinitely better in thought and deed than the filthy xenos. But did […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Today we’re going to talk you through the best ways of placating all of your machine spirits before battle. We have some expert advice here from the Adeptus […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! As we all know, warp travel is the safest way to travel,* guided as it is by the very light of the God-Emperor Himself. However, recently, we have […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Over the coming months, you might be lucky* enough to fight alongside an agent of the Inquisition. You may notice that they seem to follow different rules than […]
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! We understand that right now, for the weak willed, our usually tranquil and utopian galaxy can feel somewhat stressful. Indeed, we know that occasionally the heavy hand […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! You are blessed to live in a time of miracles. As with all times, this means you are to exhibit maximum caution, and should not hesitate in executing […]
Salutations and Celebrations, Guardsmen! We have superb news. As you know, the Feast of the Primarch’s Rebirth is approaching – a time of year where we celebrate the return of […]
Greetings Guardsmen. We understand that for some of you from less enlightened worlds, it is traditional upon this day in the Terran calendar to try to make a fool out […]
Attention, Guardsmen! The universe is a dizzyingly diverse place, filled with countless sentient species, star-spanning empires and variety inconceivable to the human mind. We know, we know – this is […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have news on an exciting combat drill concerning Orks! Unlike Guardsmen, who have the dignity and anatomical knowledge to die when they suffer grievous physical trauma, Orks […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use of tactics,* the Orkoid menace has resorted to crude psychological […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the Imperium’s loyal soldiers. After all, heavy casualties mean that a […]
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! As you know, The Guardsman’s Standard Vocabulary provides you with […]
We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this sector’s most wanted list! Despite not having yet positively identified […]