Attention, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your recent reassignment to Vigilus! Your timely intervention should prove invaluable in the defence of this beleaguered world, as well as offering you the chance to […]

Evil walks among you, Guardsmen! It has come to our attention that the war machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus may have been infiltrated by outside agents – Silica Animus, more […]

Attention, Guardsmen! We have important news of a repulsive and previously unknown xenos species worthy of intense prejudice. Meet the “Spindle Drone”. Spindle Drones are an example of the dark […]

Wonderful news, Guardsmen! A new anomaly has been found, representing an opportunity for discovery, valour and the utter destruction of an interloper who would deign to trespass in the God-Emperor’s […]

Attention, Guardsmen! Following the valiant efforts of your comrades, the unfortunate mishap* in the regular delivery of the Regimental Standard has been resolved. You deserve commendation for performing so effectively […]

Dis iz rubbish. Evr’y day I’z been givin’ you tips an’ stuff from the wurld of da ‘umies, and none of you’z been payin’ any attenshun. You’z not wearin’ da […]

Lissen up, ladz! Quite frankly, boyz, I’m sick of everyone turnin’ up with all diffrunt gear. Last week I told youz lot dat we woz goin’ on a desert mishun […]

Attenshun Boyz! Humie kultur is primitiv, and ugly. It iz only thru numberz and cheatin’ they keep beatin’ us in scraps. One of the wayz ‘umies cheat is thru their […]

Attenshun Boyz! We’z taken control of da ’umies’ secret weppun – “The Regimental Standard”. Da Mekz ’av been analysin’ it dead carefully. ’Ere’s what we’ve found out: – It’z a magic […]

Attention, Guardsmen! We have excellent news. Following the discovery of an ancient genetic strain of a Terran war-beast, and extensive testing and regulatory processes,* we will shortly be providing your […]

Attention, Guardsmen! Are you ready for death? We thought so!* Your training regimen has been designed to instil in you – and every one of your fellows – an acceptance […]

Attention, Guardsmen! In the following days, you will be offered work with a Rogue Trader in accordance with their Warrant of Trade. While the work of Rogue Traders is essential, […]

Attention, Guardsmen! Reports of a new kind of contagion have come to our attention. Due to unsanitary conditions in engine rooms,* mutation and infection have risen to unacceptable levels on […]

Attention, Guardsmen! An opportunity has arisen for you to develop your skills and smite heretics in ways you never thought possible! Following the valorous – if ill-advised – decision for […]