Greetings, Guardsmen!  As we all know, warp travel is the safest way to travel,* guided as it is by the very light of the God-Emperor Himself. However, recently, we have […]

Greetings, Guardsmen!  Over the coming months, you might be lucky* enough to fight alongside an agent of the Inquisition. You may notice that they seem to follow different rules than […]

Wonderful news, Guardsmen!  We understand that right now, for the weak willed, our usually tranquil and utopian galaxy can feel somewhat stressful. Indeed, we know that occasionally the heavy hand […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! You are blessed to live in a time of miracles. As with all times, this means you are to exhibit maximum caution, and should not hesitate in executing […]

Salutations and Celebrations, Guardsmen! We have superb news.  As you know, the Feast of the Primarch’s Rebirth is approaching – a time of year where we celebrate the return of […]

Greetings Guardsmen. We understand that for some of you from less enlightened worlds, it is traditional upon this day in the Terran calendar to try to make a fool out […]

Attention, Guardsmen! The universe is a dizzyingly diverse place, filled with countless sentient species, star-spanning empires and variety inconceivable to the human mind. We know, we know – this is […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! We have news on an exciting combat drill concerning Orks! Unlike Guardsmen, who have the dignity and anatomical knowledge to die when they suffer grievous physical trauma, Orks […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use of tactics,* the Orkoid menace has resorted to crude psychological […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the Imperium’s loyal soldiers. After all, heavy casualties mean that a […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! As you know, The Guardsman’s Standard Vocabulary provides you with […]

We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this sector’s most wanted list! Despite not having yet positively identified […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! As the 14th daily cycle of your second deployment begins, we invite you to join us in the Festival of the Heart, a tradition rumoured to date back […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! The Tempestus Scions are truly heroic. These warriors are trained from the earliest stages of their existence to lay their lives down for the Emperor in devastating precision […]

Greetings, Guardsmen!  Having failed to conquer you with their crude, bulky imitations of the Adeptus Astartes, their puny pseudo-plasma guns, their underhanded stealth-tech and dreadful abominable intelligences,* the T’au Empire […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your regiment’s superb record of excellent conduct, good behaviour, and unparalleled faith in the Emperor. The good news is that your efforts have not gone unnoticed. […]