Mindfulness for the Apocalypse
Calm down, Guardsmen! You are about to be assigned to your first Apocalypse-grade war zone. Many of you, having been raised in the cramped confines of hive worlds or in […]
Victory March
Attention, Guardsmen! We have some excellent news – Planetary Governor Mikhael Van Der Strabb MXVI, Shield of the Ghoul Stars, Most Generous Contributor of the Tithe, Generous Upholder of the […]
STC For Paint Rediscovered!
Fortuitous news, Guardsman! After the sacrifice of countless Guardsmen, then the subsequent sacrifice of Skitarii warriors made from those Guardsmen, we are pleased to announce that a new STC has […]
Camouflage for the Modern Guardsman
Attention, Guardsmen! With the opening of the Cicatrix Maledictum, the average battlefield is no longer average! With all manner of strange climatological and geological abnormalities, incursions from the empyrean and […]
Adeptus Mechanicus Announce New Transport After Running Out of Wheels
Greetings, Guardsmen! Today, we come to you with a story that embodies the generous and giving spirit of our allies in the Adeptus Mechanicus. It is the solemn duty of […]
Sly Marbo Facts
Greetings, Guardsmen! As a member of one of the “elite” kill teams operating in your region, you will be aware that the renowned Catachan trooper, Sly Marbo, is also active […]
No Ammo? No Problem!
Greetings, Guardsmen! As a member of the Astra Militarum, you know exactly what to do if the power cell for you lasgun runs out: fix bayonets! Reprimand yourselves for assuming […]
Mayday Protocol
Are you in danger, Guardsmen? We commend you for taking the time to read your Regimental Standard despite your peril! Indeed, this issue contains an exciting new tactical development for […]
The Big Astra Militarum Survey
Greetings, Guardsmen! The time has come to have your say! Here at the Departmento Munitorum, we endeavour endlessly to make your lives more comfortable and more efficient. As such, we […]
Eye of Terror Pict-Captured for First Time
Great news, Guardsmen! We are excited to share the fruits of a new technological discovery that sheds light on the wonders* of the Emperor’s galaxy. Following the discovery of a […]
Your Guardsman of the Week
Greetings, Guardsmen! Following the arrival of the so-called “Warmaster of Chaos” in his misguided attempt to wrest control of Vigilus from its glorious defenders, we can present to you a […]
The Anti-temptation Kit
Greetings, Guardsmen! Following the annihilation of several regiments by warp-borne xenos, some desperate measures have been called for.* In today’s Regimental Standard, we are happy to announce a staggering new […]
That’s the (Machine) Spirit!
Are you looking after your weapons’ machine spirits, Guardsmen? With all manner of horrible heretics making their way to your war zone, your vigilance is required more than ever! The […]
Know Your Legion
Attention, Guardsmen, We have heard that many of you are concerned about your upcoming engagements with the Heretic Astartes.* While usually such doubts would be met with punitive decimations, in […]
Commissars – An Errata
Greetings, Guardsmen! It is the sole, solemn aim of the Regimental Standard to keep you informed, providing a regular stream of objective and factual battlefield intelligence, untainted by opinion or […]
Great Failures of the Despoiler
Attention, Guardsmen! It would appear that our declarations of pre-emptive victory have been more successful than we could have ever dreamed! Your glorious efforts have managed to bait Abaddon the […]
