The Regimental Standard

Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use of tactics,* the Orkoid menace has resorted to crude psychological […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the Imperium’s loyal soldiers. After all, heavy casualties mean that a […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! As you know, The Guardsman’s Standard Vocabulary provides you with […]

We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this sector’s most wanted list! Despite not having yet positively identified […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! As the 14th daily cycle of your second deployment begins, we invite you to join us in the Festival of the Heart, a tradition rumoured to date back […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! The Tempestus Scions are truly heroic. These warriors are trained from the earliest stages of their existence to lay their lives down for the Emperor in devastating precision […]

Greetings, Guardsmen!  Having failed to conquer you with their crude, bulky imitations of the Adeptus Astartes, their puny pseudo-plasma guns, their underhanded stealth-tech and dreadful abominable intelligences,* the T’au Empire […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your regiment’s superb record of excellent conduct, good behaviour, and unparalleled faith in the Emperor. The good news is that your efforts have not gone unnoticed. […]

Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an absolute minimum. The situation is almost definitely under control, and sudden movements may put […]

Exciting times, Guardsmen! Are you enjoying the recent increase in increased psychic phenomena as much as we are? All across the galaxy, foul witches are revealing their vile abilities, making […]

Attention, Guardsman! You are being assigned to a war zone with an unusual climatological anomaly. Due to the relatively low levels of development at your target drop site, ice particles […]

Are you tired of cleaning your weapon? Your one-size-fits-most helmet? Having to separate your prayer-time from your killing-in-the-name-of-the-Emperor time? So are we! Which is why we think that you and […]

Good news, Guardsmen! Sanguinala is approaching – and you know what that means. Soon, there will be a time of feasting,* celebrating,** gift-giving*** and relentless self-criticism of one’s own inadequacy […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! The Adepta Sororitas have been so impressed with your faith that they have provided us with a generous gift indeed – enough flamers to equip your entire regiment! […]

Have you given the Emperor sufficient praise today, Guardsmen? The answer is, of course, no – only in death can we even begin to honour His great works on Terra, […]

Greetings, Guardsmen! We have an exciting new opportunity for you. Very soon, you will have the chance to join in with the Fast of St. Drustan of Luna, a new […]