Hygiene is High Priority
Greetings Guardsmen, The dastardly forces of the Arch-enemy are getting desperate it seems. Unable to best the might of the Imperium’s armies in a fair fight, they have resorted to […]
Bring it Down!
Greetings soldier, Today we take another look at your trusty lasgun. Some of you may have heard tell of the report of brave Trooper Perkins, whose lone, well-aimed lasgun shot […]
Your Friend the Commissar
Good news Guardsmen, You will soon have a new battlefield best buddy. We refer, of course, to the recently transferred Officio Prefectus representative assigned to your agri-world and platoon. Now, for […]
A Good Guardsman Should be Unseen and Not Heard
Great news Guardsmen, Today we’ll be looking at correct camouflage techniques, or rather… not looking at them! Trooper Kreed* here will be demonstrating. As you can see, he’s done a great […]
Vehicle Augmentation Enhancements
Good news troopers, we’re about to improve your transport vehicles. How? You might wonder. Increased defensive armour? More deadly pintle-mounted weapons? Better: uplifting and inspirational bumper stickers. The Departmento Munitorum […]
An Obituary for Jenkins
We have some sad news for you this week, Readers. Private Jenkins, whose story we began to follow last week, has regrettably been reported as KIA on the battlefields of […]
A Day in the Life of Private Jenkins
Stand straight, Recruits. Today we bring you a first-hand account of the glorious life in the field as a member of the Astra Militarum. Private Jenkins is an outstanding guardsman […]
Hive Warfare Training
Great news, Guardsmen, Following your recent reassignment to the Armageddon war zone, we thought this would be a great time to refresh your training on industrial and urban warfare. We […]
Your New Medical Kit
Greetings Guardsmen, We have some great news for you. You will soon be receiving a new medical tool kit to serve as part of your standard army equipment. We are […]
Fighting alongside the Imperial Guard – Literally
Great news, Soldiers, You will soon be joined in your war zone by none other than the Emperor’s own personal guard – the legendary Adeptus Custodes. The returned Primarch, and […]
Armageddon: Officially the best place to die
Great News Guardsmen, With the return of the glorious Lord Commander Guilliman, Imperial High Command has decided that the recent minor skirmish with the forces of the Archenemy are pretty […]
No, you can’t drop everything and join the crusade
Ok Guardsmen, settle down. I’m sure you’re all very excited by the news that one of the Emperor’s sons has returned to us, we all are, but we must remind […]
Heroic saviour, didn’t even need to use his sword
Greetings Guardsmen, Hold the line out there, victory is almost at hand, and once again: everything is fine. As we’re sure you will have noticed, your local sector is experiencing […]
Captain Catachan’s Guide to Dangerous Flora
Great news Guardsmen, Back by popular demand, and in part to curb the increasingly frequent wildlife-related casualties in your regiment, we are happy to once more welcome our guest speaker: […]
The Visarch – Chic or Shabby?
Well met, Guardsmen! Today we bring you a sharp dose of Imperial Truth. The finest minds in the battalion have been hard at work to bring you more information on […]
Fur the Emperor
Attention Guardsman, It has come to our attention that the more unscrupulous of you have been using the pelts, hides and even skins of fallen xenos beasts to supplement the […]
