The Regimental Standard

Attention, Guardsman! Following some brief issues with the Ordo Chronos and time dilation in your sector due to warp activity, we are happy to declare this Standard Terran Year is […]

Attention, Guardsman! It has come to the attention of Imperial High Command that morale in your sector is dangerously low this Candlemass season, possibly due to the mysterious accidental deaths […]

Attention, Guardsman! You are about to be stationed on an ice world. Once the initial excitement of such an exotic locale* has worn off, you will need to accommodate for […]

Attention, Guardsman! We have a rare privilege for you this week. As you know, you are about to be stationed alongside the Dark Angels, one of the most venerable and […]

Attention, Guardsman! While the human body is the pinnacle of biological perfection, some of us are more perfect than others. In the Astra Militarum, it is the job of your […]

Heads up, Guardsman! There have been various reports in your sector from several worried Guardsman concerning a number of mysterious events in your current campaign. We’ve had countless letters from […]

Attention, Hive Citizen of Necromunda! You are permitted a 300-second break from shift work in order to read the following. Any productivity lost will be subtracted in 10-second instalments from […]

Attention, Guardsmen! Your regiment will shortly be stationed on Pythos IV, an exceptionally fortunate assignment given the favourability of the world. As many of you are forbidden from accessing your […]

Attention, Guardsman! While all of the xenos you will battle in your time in the Astra Militarum are vile, none are so repulsive as the Tyranids. This repugnant species is […]

Attention Guardsman! The Imperium, and indeed the Astra Militarum, has a long, grand history, an unbroken line of memory from the distant days of Terra to the modern era. While […]

Attention Guardsman! Do *you* truly possess the zeal to purge the Aeldari? While these xenos may superficially resemble Humans in the vaguest sense, and while they may not be as […]

Attention, Guardsmen, This week’s Regimental Standard – Correct Forms of Addressing Your Commissar in 51 Widely Recognised Imperial Languages* – has been cancelled. We know that being without your weekly […]

Attention, Guardsman! This is a special, officers-only edition of the Regimental Standard. In place of your required weekly reading, you are advised to field strip your lasgun while imagining potentially […]

Attention Guardsman! We have good news and better news. The good news is that, following critical casualties, your regiment will be returning to full strength. The better news is that […]

Stay vigilant, Guardsman! What should you do if you are shot? While the superiority of Imperial tactics ensures that battlefield injuries are rare, you may, through carelessness, find yourself shot […]

Attention Guardsmen! Welcome to your special souvenir “Victory on Konor” edition of the Regimental Standard! Cherish this newspaper for the rest of your life* – it is a reminder of […]