Staying On Target
Attention, Guardsmen! It has been determined by Imperial High Command that your current targets do not serve to adequately prepare you for the realities of combat. After all, your average […]
Thousands Liberated by Sir Hekhtur!
Excellent news from the front, Guardsmen! Sir Hekhtur, the legendary Freeblade, has joined your war zone. We’re sure the enemy will rout immediately upon hearing such fortuitous news! Sir Hekhtur […]
The Do’s And Don’ts of Fighting With the Questor Imperialis
Excellent news, Guardsmen! Due to escalating combat conditions and some previously unforeseen circumstances, your regiment is being reinforced by a detachment of Imperial Knights from House Griffith.* We understand that […]
Watch Out for the Webway!
Be alert, Guardsmen! You’re being deployed to a xenos-rich war zone, filled with opportunities for you to bring the Emperor’s justice to those who presume ownership of our galaxy. While […]
The Lasgun Replacement Form
Attention, Guardsman! Have you lost your lasgun? Are you aware that doing so is a grievous offence? Due to a series of losses in your sector, we have deemed it […]
Know Thine Enemy
Attention, Guardsmen! Do you know your foe? It has come to the attention of the Regimental Standard that an above-average number of you have voiced concern about the nature of […]
Urgent Recall of Nihilis Pattern Lasgun
Attention, Guardsmen! The Regimental Standard this week brings you an urgent update regarding your lasgun! Following several complaints* from Guardsmen concerning their weapons, an investigation has revealed an operating fault […]
Welcome to the Ventrillian Ignobles!
Congratulations, Guardsmen! Following 88% regimental depletion due to excessive valour in your last campaign, your unit is being incorporated into the Ventrillian Nobles. We are sure many of you have […]
Yarrick: The Authorised Biography
Attention, Guardsmen! The might of the Astra Militarum is built on the backs of its great heroes – the living legends who prosecute the Emperor’s will and bring justice to […]
Field Dressing a Lasgun Wound
Attention, Guardsmen! You are about to embark upon a pacification campaign designed to bring several worlds back into compliance. This will give you the opportunity to bring the Emperor’s justice […]
Know Your Aeldari
Attention, Guardsman! While even attempting to understand the xenos is to court madness, it has come to our attention that regimental combat efficacy has recently been unacceptably low when engaging […]
The Upstart Necrons and You
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! As you know, many regiments have been assigned to assist the Adeptus Mechanicus with their ongoing geological survey. In a stroke of complete coincidence, many of the […]
Adeptus Mechanicus Announce Exciting Geological Discovery!
Excellent news, Guardsmen! While the Cicatrix Maledictum has provided all manner of opportunities for heroism, all good things must come to an end. Today, Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator Fleets are happy […]
Tech-heresies of the T’au Empire: Drones
Attention, Guardsmen! Following your reassignment to the Damocles Gulf, it has been deemed necessary to provide an edifying course on the perfidious T’au in order to properly sharpen your hate, […]
Readers’ Letters
Attention, Guardsmen! It has recently come to our attention that an above-average number of you are claiming that your Primer and your training are leaving you unprepared for life on […]
Announcing Saint Jenkins’ Day
Excellent news, Guardsmen! Following some unexpected delays*, we are happy to announce the canonisation of one of our most beloved Guardsmen. We are, of course, referring to Colonel** Jenkins – […]
