The Dos and Don’ts of the Emperor’s Inquisition
Greetings, Guardsmen! Over the coming months, you might be lucky* enough to fight alongside an agent of the Inquisition. You may notice that they seem to follow different rules than […]
A Bit of Peace and Silence
Wonderful news, Guardsmen! We understand that right now, for the weak willed, our usually tranquil and utopian galaxy can feel somewhat stressful. Indeed, we know that occasionally the heavy hand […]
Saint or Heretic?
Greetings, Guardsmen! You are blessed to live in a time of miracles. As with all times, this means you are to exhibit maximum caution, and should not hesitate in executing […]
The Great ‘Egg’ Hunt!
Salutations and Celebrations, Guardsmen! We have superb news. As you know, the Feast of the Primarch’s Rebirth is approaching – a time of year where we celebrate the return of […]
Approved Fun
Greetings Guardsmen. We understand that for some of you from less enlightened worlds, it is traditional upon this day in the Terran calendar to try to make a fool out […]
So Long, Zoatkind!
Attention, Guardsmen! The universe is a dizzyingly diverse place, filled with countless sentient species, star-spanning empires and variety inconceivable to the human mind. We know, we know – this is […]
Go for the Head
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have news on an exciting combat drill concerning Orks! Unlike Guardsmen, who have the dignity and anatomical knowledge to die when they suffer grievous physical trauma, Orks […]
Grot or Guardsman?
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have heard worrying reports from your latest engagements at the front. Clearly intimidated by your superior use of tactics,* the Orkoid menace has resorted to crude psychological […]
Don’t Drink the Mjød!
Greetings, Guardsmen! Every Imperial Commander loves receiving casualty lists.* No document is a better validation of the bravery of the Imperium’s loyal soldiers. After all, heavy casualties mean that a […]
The Celebration of Reading!
Greetings, Guardsmen! We have exciting news for all fans of words, learning and various other concepts usually prohibited to Guardsmen! As you know, The Guardsman’s Standard Vocabulary provides you with […]
T’au Commander Defeated
We have good news and bad news, Guardsmen! Thanks to your tireless efforts, we have an important update to this sector’s most wanted list! Despite not having yet positively identified […]
Happy Festival of the Heart!
Greetings, Guardsmen! As the 14th daily cycle of your second deployment begins, we invite you to join us in the Festival of the Heart, a tradition rumoured to date back […]
Scions – You, But Better
Greetings, Guardsmen! The Tempestus Scions are truly heroic. These warriors are trained from the earliest stages of their existence to lay their lives down for the Emperor in devastating precision […]
Lies of the Water Caste
Greetings, Guardsmen! Having failed to conquer you with their crude, bulky imitations of the Adeptus Astartes, their puny pseudo-plasma guns, their underhanded stealth-tech and dreadful abominable intelligences,* the T’au Empire […]
The Penitent’s Progress!
Greetings, Guardsmen! Congratulations on your regiment’s superb record of excellent conduct, good behaviour, and unparalleled faith in the Emperor. The good news is that your efforts have not gone unnoticed. […]
Watch Out, Watch Out, There’s a Face-eater About
Greetings, Guardsmen. The first, and most important, thing is to try and keep panic to an absolute minimum. The situation is almost definitely under control, and sudden movements may put […]
